Jalpa Edit Meaning

1. (may-ner-sti-legit) n. a dipshit, dumbass, no life..someone who is just really fuckin retarded. hey that guy over there is a manerstil..

1. Simple a vagina that sucks dick. A woman with skills using her pussy to massage and rythmically squeeze a penis like a milking machine ..

1. An ancient mythological creature still to be researched in depth. One sighting of the zomgbat exists in the 12th century in the town now..