Jalumbus Edit Meaning

1. the medical condition of stiff and/or painful elbows brought about by holding a cell phone to the ear every waking and driving minute. ..

1. See Octopus It is the plural of Octopus according to the dick-heads at Webster's Dictionaries. =) But /they/ had to be different...

1. A booty call in email format instead of over the phone. Have you heard from the new guy? Yeah, he booty-mailed me at 9:40 last night! ..