Jam Hands

What is Jam Hands?


1.

1.A medical condition striking children that causes there hands to attract sticky substances and then deposit on just about everything.

2. The actual hands covered in the sticky substance

That bastard little kid got his damn jam hands on my cd.

2.

A condition where your hands become really sticky, as if someone smeared jam on them like your hands were a piece of toast, and you need to get germ-x to get rid of it

Kelly(searching through her stuff)- WHERE'S MY GERM-X?! My jam hands are so bad right now!

See jam, hands, sticky, bestfriend, smeared

3.

often the nickname for a best friend that teaches you how to properly give a handjob

Thank you jam hands, your lesson came in handy.

See prude, best friend, amazing


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