Jam Pearl

What is Jam Pearl?


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Instead of a pearl necklace. When your ready for the money shot, grab the bitch's head, and "JAM" the "PEARLS" down her throat!

Sally always short changed her boyfriend by never swallowing so he forced the Jam Pearls down her throat.


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