Jamaican

What is Jamaican?


1.

1.pertaining to or of Jamaica in origin.

2.person who is likely to have aunts or uncles younger than he is.

I AM JAMAICAN

WA GWAN...

I am not a druggist, ganja dealer, or any variation of a drug dealer.

I dont live in a hut, under a palm tree, or on the beach.

and I dont know Bob Marley (R.I.P), Sam the Jerk man, or the Fudgie man from KINGSTON, although I'm sure they are irie people.

I have a DON not a Prime Minister!

I speak ENGLISH not JAMAICAN!

AND ITS PRONOUCED MAN, NOT MON, MAN!

I proudly wear my flag on a REGGAE BOYZ shirt!

I believe in riots, not protests!

I eat pear, not avocado!

Its called FOOTBALL, not SOCCER!

And I never take responsibility for my actions!

Jamaica is the First Nation of weed,

The largest english-speaking caribbean Island,

and the BIRTH-PLACE OF REGGAE!

MY NAME IS NATTY, AND I AM JAMAICAN!

Irie Man, Mi come from Jamaica MAN

See Yeah right

2.

People who are never sacred, and will cut your throat if you look at them wrong. Also, they make the best music ever. They are also known for having the best language ever patwa.

Jamaican guy: a wah gwan rude boi.

White guy; pardon me sir.

Jamaican guy; hahaha never mind boi u is jus a butty boi.

See boy, jamaica, scared, sir, guy

3.

Jamaicans do a different kind of grinding then regular people. It is quite like buttsex with clothes on.

Bob, dude he's jamaican grinding her

Jeff, It looks exacty like butsex with clothes on!

Bob, Exactly

See jamaican, grinding, buttsex, butt, sex, hillary, clinton, barrack, obama

4.

Someone who holds down multiple jobs - usually three or more.

I work at the gas station, for Comcast, and I bartend like a true Jamaican.

See jamaican, multiple, jobs, work, overworked

5.

a person of Caribbean decent.

me: hey man i just bought weed offa this Jamaican and it was fuckin kentucky blue grass

friend: o shit thats happened to me only once and hey he was Jamaican too

dave chappell: never buy offa Jamaicans it aint weed half the time

See jamaica, jesus

6.

wagwan wit dis brer, man?

pretendin he jamaican

we jus sittin here

thinkin wagwan, wagwan?

wagwan wit dis brer, man?

See little

7.

Phrase at the beginning of a sentence meaning "You are making," or "Did you make?" Probably southern dialect.

Jamaican me crazy with that boombox turned up to the tenth decibel.

Jamaican 'A' in sexology last semester?


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