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After you abe lincoln a girl, as soon as you slap the top hat on, a friend (who has been slowly working one out) jumps out of the closet..
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When a girl tans so much they look orange.
GIRL: "Omg I didn't to go tanning today!"
FRIEND: "Good, you look like ..
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When a person tickles the taint with their tongue in a circular motion.
Sally pulled a Texas Taint Tickler on Jim last night.
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