Jamaican Houseguest

What is Jamaican Houseguest?

Slang term for receiving oral sex backward (so the butt is above the eyes) from a woman and defacating on her forehead/eyes while this happens.

Dude, she was sucking him off and he totally Jamaican Houseguested her face!

See poop, felatio, oral, shit, dirty sanchez

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