Jamaican Houseguest

What is Jamaican Houseguest?

Slang term for receiving oral sex backward (so the butt is above the eyes) from a woman and defacating on her forehead/eyes while this happens.

Dude, she was sucking him off and he totally Jamaican Houseguested her face!

See poop, felatio, oral, shit, dirty sanchez

Porch Llama

1. One whose obesity levels are off the charts, and sit around all day eating hay on the front or back porch. The epitome of uselessness ..

Lovitt

1. The Last name of a beautiful goddess with gorgeuss brown eyes/hair Kim, Samantha, Emma are lovitt's! See samantha, kim, cheryl..

Iiiiiiid~~~

1. A PENIS EJACULATING. it is cumming. it is jizzing. sperm is comming out of its eye. (_)IIIIIIID~~~ is a dick ejaculating See cock, ..

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