Jamaican Houseguest

What is Jamaican Houseguest?

Slang term for receiving oral sex backward (so the butt is above the eyes) from a woman and defacating on her forehead/eyes while this happens.

Dude, she was sucking him off and he totally Jamaican Houseguested her face!

See poop, felatio, oral, shit, dirty sanchez

Zimmster

1. kinda like a quickie, only faster and less satisfying. I got shitfaced and ended up with some guy at the bar giving me a zimmster. Now..

Drew A Blank

1. Couldn't think of something at the moment I was tired and drew a blank when Mr.Right asked for an answer See wiped out..

Padasity

1. the area of the body that is equidistant to the ass-pussy-and dick (usually used when describing fags) Stop being such a padasity. Se..

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