Jamaican Sand Turtle

What is Jamaican Sand Turtle?

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When fucking some chick from behind on the beach grab the back of her head and shove it in the sand really hard

dude we missed you again last night?!

I know, i know pulled the jamaican sand turtle last night.

Awesome first the one eye panda now that???

See jamaican, sand, turtle, head, in, the

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