What is Jamaican Turtle Wax?
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While smoking marijuan and listening to Bob Marley, while having anal sex, you ejaculate all over the bitches back and rub it in ever so gently. If you do this right it should leave a nice glossy polish.
My mom walked in while i was giving Brooke a Jamaican Turtle Wax.
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