What is James Brown Speak?
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To over-elaborately over complicate the simplest of things, whilst escalating the unlikeleness of what you are saying actually happening.
And putting it across like a 5 year old halfwit with half a brain who is on crack.
Did you hear James' James Brown speak? He e-mailed me to say "Well while he is away we could also get Leyton to pop over to his girlfriends house and while there paint egg whites on the windscreen of the people carrier. In the sun the egg white turns to a glue like substance and becomes diamond hard. It takes huge amounts of effort to clean off."
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The shortest-recorded song in history, by the British grindcoreband Napalm Death
It is approximately 1.3 seconds long
You Suffer, but ..
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Used in couples as a quick goodbye, which in no way shape or form means I love you. Which gets you or your partner off the phone the qui..
