James Brown Speak

What is James Brown Speak?


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To over-elaborately over complicate the simplest of things, whilst escalating the unlikeleness of what you are saying actually happening.

And putting it across like a 5 year old halfwit with half a brain who is on crack.

Did you hear James' James Brown speak? He e-mailed me to say "Well while he is away we could also get Leyton to pop over to his girlfriends house and while there paint egg whites on the windscreen of the people carrier. In the sun the egg white turns to a glue like substance and becomes diamond hard. It takes huge amounts of effort to clean off."

See james brown, drivel, nonsense, illiterate


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