James Christ

What is James Christ?


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The Father of Zombies. James Christ is the brother of Christian symbol, Jesus Christ, who lived around the time of Christ in his childhood home of Nazareth. James was killed accidentally, and resurected by his older brother.

Sadly, Jesus had yet to perfect the skill of necromancy, and his brother returned from the grave only to continue to rot and decay.

No one likes a zombie, so James headed off into the wilderness to be alone. He raised some zombies to play with, and they have continued to create more zombies to keep company.

James Christ is often ignored by the Christian church, as he shows a sign of Jesus' weakness. He is also VERY smelly.

none available. Watch your back, James Christ reigns supreme!

See jesus, christ, christianity, bible, god


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