James Moment

What is James Moment?


1.

A situation in which a person will say or dosomething not meant to be heard/seen by others. However, during said moment, a person not meant to have heard/seen (i.e. a teacher or someone of authority) will notice the action, usually by being within close proximity

Stupid Person's Definition:

A person says or does something stupid by a teacher

(James:)

Hey, Courtney, did you see what happened the other day? I took this rancid nasty jizzed-up condom and slapped Zack in the eye with it!

(Tonya:)

*ahem* ...teacher...

(James:)

Oh, darn! *slaps knee* I just had a bona-fide James Moment!

See epic fail, phail, suck factor, condom, idiotic

2.

a moment where someone says something sexual, or not made for someone elses ears.

Ex.a principal, sneaking up on a friend talking about a blowjob. Therefore youve had a james moment. but only if they give you a strange look

See james, joke, moment, dildo


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