What is James Morgan?
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The rankest zoot out. Has a beard of pimples beneath a beard of hair. When dreadlocks are attempted on a James Morgan, they just look like massive hairy penises sticking out of his scalp. Has a face like an ogre and man tits. Has small penis and thinks he is cool. Enjoys Stevie Ray Vaughn and fucking rank Asian chicks.
His mother is also his cousin and his sister... also, quite possibly, his grandmother.
Holy shit, what a filthy James Morgan!
What a zoot!
Don't touch me, you filthy James Morgan!
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