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The proper response to the officer who asks you "Sir, how many drinks have you had tonight?"
And I was so drunk I told the co..
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While at a bar, during closing time. A member of the same sex, notices what you are drinking, and approaches you to say they have that s..
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Jerking off a man with one hand and fingering his butthole with the other while simultaneously nibbling on the gooch like it is corn.
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