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The holes in your skull which contain the eyes.
She always secretes fluid from her ocular sockets at weddings...
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A mustache that resembles a caterpiller resting on a man's (or woman's) upper lip, commonly seen on police officers.
Dude, ha..
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When a guy does not wear underwear.
Me: Dude I don't get why guys insist upon free packaging with sweatpants.
My best friend: Hah..