What is James Wingertness?
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A condition which causes soemone to love someone in another state, get stoned and/or drunk with friends older than oneself, mock southerners, and run about while your truck catches on fire...
DEAR GOD MY TRUCK'S ON FIRE! I MUST RUN DOWN THE STREET TO ASK MY NIEGHBORS FOR A FIRE EXTINGUISHER WHEN THE HOSE IS ONLY A FEW FEET AWAY! I have James Wingertness!
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To squeeze out the jizz from ones shithole and to "butter"(with the jizz) the crack with your dank.
"daddy said he was b..
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Sex, where one or both partners actually remain awake for the entire duration of the sexual act.
We nearly had some great 'staying..
