James Wingertness

What is James Wingertness?


1.

A condition which causes soemone to love someone in another state, get stoned and/or drunk with friends older than oneself, mock southerners, and run about while your truck catches on fire...

DEAR GOD MY TRUCK'S ON FIRE! I MUST RUN DOWN THE STREET TO ASK MY NIEGHBORS FOR A FIRE EXTINGUISHER WHEN THE HOSE IS ONLY A FEW FEET AWAY! I have James Wingertness!


35

Random Words:

1. A teal parakeet who is the president of everything under the sun. He is talkative, energetic, fantastic, amazing, and very much so ~ th..
1. A seriously white peron in need of a tan, like real bad!!! I got u a year membership 2 the tanning salon, since ur chalkcasian and all...
1. a swift tv show involving jet-li and some other slant eyed fellows doing crazy stunts in tokyo (with their toyotas and hondas.......... ..