James Wingertness

What is James Wingertness?


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A condition which causes soemone to love someone in another state, get stoned and/or drunk with friends older than oneself, mock southerners, and run about while your truck catches on fire...

DEAR GOD MY TRUCK'S ON FIRE! I MUST RUN DOWN THE STREET TO ASK MY NIEGHBORS FOR A FIRE EXTINGUISHER WHEN THE HOSE IS ONLY A FEW FEET AWAY! I have James Wingertness!


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