What is James Wingertness?
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A condition which causes soemone to love someone in another state, get stoned and/or drunk with friends older than oneself, mock southerners, and run about while your truck catches on fire...
DEAR GOD MY TRUCK'S ON FIRE! I MUST RUN DOWN THE STREET TO ASK MY NIEGHBORS FOR A FIRE EXTINGUISHER WHEN THE HOSE IS ONLY A FEW FEET AWAY! I have James Wingertness!
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A mild oath. Roughly equivalent to saying "Jesus Christ" as an oath, but less severe, and used so as not to get stricken down ..
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Someone who is the last person yew would even ever consider going out with
Sally:How about alan? would yew go out with alan?
Lene:OMG ..
