What is James Wingertness?
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A condition which causes soemone to love someone in another state, get stoned and/or drunk with friends older than oneself, mock southerners, and run about while your truck catches on fire...
DEAR GOD MY TRUCK'S ON FIRE! I MUST RUN DOWN THE STREET TO ASK MY NIEGHBORS FOR A FIRE EXTINGUISHER WHEN THE HOSE IS ONLY A FEW FEET AWAY! I have James Wingertness!
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The warning label on the sides of disposable butane lighters that say "Do not keep lit for over 30 seconds" are there for a go..
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Your boyfriend is gonna break up with you.
Guy: I dunno, I need to think about things
Translation: I'm gonna break your heart
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