Jameson Day

What is Jameson Day?

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september 19th annually has been set aside as an officially recognized international holiday in which celebrants get together and drink massive quantities of Jameson Irish Whiskey until at least one person turns purple and another unsuspectingly falls in a manhole

If you wake up uninjured with a full recollection of the previous day on september 20th, you are henceforth declared a heretic and shall be burned at the stake. Jameson Day will soon be enforced by interpol, the FBI, the CIA, Navy seals, and the IRA, as well as pirates the world over.

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