What is Jamie Oliver?
1.
Cunt. Mockney Cunt. Sainsburys promoting mockney cunt. No it isn't pukka you lisping cock-pope.
I got really drunk last night and blew chunks all over a fit bird. I felt a right Jamie Oliver.
2.
A muppet who managed to become a British celebrity by combining half-arsed cooking with a fake cockney accent. Sold his soul to the UK supermarket chain Sainsburys.
If yew don't wan' ter get caught by the pork chops an' end up in a flowery dell, they 'ad be'er not understand what yew’re tawkin’ about. Nuff said, yeah? Oh, and buy some stuff from Sainsburys.
3.
Once when my sister was skating about she fell on her arse and Jamie Oliver and his "mates" laughed at her.
Fact.
Oright maate, thats pukkaa thiiing.
Apppless and peearrs...
4.
Vocalist/DJ/Keyboardist/Artist.
Part of Welsh six peice Lostprophets.
Amazing man.
Awesome musician.
"My name's Jamie...And I'm the fucking DJ!"
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