Jammy Crashmats

What is Jammy Crashmats?

Tampon or sanitary towel

'Oi oi, that bints hit the jammy crashmats, I can see from here'

See tampon, period, jammy

Z-gasm

1. A z-gasm is where you blow your load at a zoo. Near the panda exhibit. Often due to the feminine wiles of the various wild creatures. ..

Angry Campbell

1. When you cum in your own eye. I was enjoying some 'me time' the other night and I did an Angry Campbell :( See wanking, cum,..

Oonce-oonce

1. The type of guy most likely to be seen clubbingat a meatmarket. The name is derived from the type of music generally played at such esta..

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