Jammy Crashmats

What is Jammy Crashmats?

Tampon or sanitary towel

'Oi oi, that bints hit the jammy crashmats, I can see from here'

See tampon, period, jammy

Yarff

1. The act of exposing thine toofers nonchalantly in order to frighten small children with misplaced enthusiasm "derek just yarffed t..

Jessing

1. The act of mooching off your significant other while unemployed. Dude #1: God damnit, I payed for dinner every day this past week. My g..

Vagina Job

1. when a guy doesn't cum inside of you; he pulls out before it gets messy. therefore, it doesn't count as sex. "No, I tota..

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