Jam-o-meter

What is Jam-o-meter?

A fictional device that actually measures how jammed up someone is. The jam-o-meter is on a scale from 1 to 11.

Keith sure appears fired up today. I bet he's at least an 8 on the jam-o-meter.

See jammed up, jacked up, fired up, uptight

N3b

1. A N3b is someone who naturally sucks at games and can't become any good at them. They are the opposite of a pro, who instantly pwn..

Zombafuck

1. When a bitch kills you and you come back from the dead and fuck her for vengeance. I zombafucked Jessica Alba after she shot me for ref..

Plirting

1. When you flirt with your penis. He was totally just plirting with you. See flirt, plirt, plurt..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Jam-o-meter Edit Meaning