Jam-o-meter

What is Jam-o-meter?

A fictional device that actually measures how jammed up someone is. The jam-o-meter is on a scale from 1 to 11.

Keith sure appears fired up today. I bet he's at least an 8 on the jam-o-meter.

See jammed up, jacked up, fired up, uptight

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