Jamonga

What is Jamonga?

1.

A lovely set of cup-size D or larger breasts that cause a man to go agape and stupefied from a tremendous hormonal rush. Usually said at slow pace in deep reverence and awe.

Sam: "Yeah, so I fucked up my bio midterm an-- {gaze wanders} ooh Jah-MONG-ah..."

Kevin: "Hey yo, Snap out of it. What you lookin?... oh yes... daddy like doz."

Sam: {Whistfully} ...Jamonga....

See breasts, boobs, horny, awe, italian, jugs, lust

2.

The act of someone being huge but being a total numb nuts....aka retard.

1.Damn Ivan is such a jamonga.

2.Holy crap Marcano is acting like a jamonga.
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