What is Jamspangled?
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Slightly perturbed and confused. Seemingly irrational behaviour (to others), whilst being a little worse for wear.
I realised how Jamspangled I was when I sat on the boke that was knelt down tying his shoelace; I actually thought he was a chair at the time!!
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