What is Jamtart?
1.
A person who quits drinking alcohol before everyone else.
Mike is a jamtart for wanting to leave the bar so early.
2.
Someone who only cares for appearance and lacks personality, they are into all the latest trends and shun people who are not the norm(unless they can use them for something). Jamtarts are often under 120 pounds and are usually seen in malls or popular bars wearing shirts too small for them, alot of pink, and have shoes less than 2 months old. They enjoy drinks with straws and standing around where they'll get the most attention.
They are also known to have poor spelling and grammar, and often talk without end about their dating habits or things they have recently purchased.
Jamtarts often don't know you're insulting them even when you do it to their face.
"Come on Ned, let's go to the bar and pick up some Jamtarts!"
"While walking through the mall, crowded with people, we happened upon a fashionable clothing store, completely infested with Jamtarts."
3.
A person who is unwilling participate in what he perceives to be risky, embarrassing, dangerous or foolhardy activities; the term is usually used to denigrate such individuals by those who do participate in the same activities.
Similar usage sometimes to 'coward', 'sissy' or 'momma's boy'.
"Don't be such a jamtart, Bill. The rest of us are all jumping off the cliff. You're such a sissy!"
"Hey, did you notice the Thormplegorp Twins at the theater today? They refused to watch Eat My Shorts. What a couple of jam tarts, eh!"
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4.
British slang for fart.
Just before letting one go, the British guy says, "Excuse me mate, Jamtart!".
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5.
younger version of a tart, 11teen to 17, anyone in this age group that wanders into your site while your looking for ladies... you should be disappointed and turn away
1st dude in car: hey whats that up ahead?
2nd: wtf? man thats a jamtart!
1st: fuck! dam jamtarts!
6.
A Child under five constantly in public with Jam on his or her face. Jamtart's are often slathered with jam as they are temperamental children and Mom is too tired to fight the child by washing the face area, parent gives up the 'pressure' of presenting child in public.
Sally never knew that washing a child's face could be such an ordeal, instead to ease her mental pain, she let him run free around town as a Jamtart Baby.
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7.
Idiot. Dumbass person
1. That kid is a jamtart.
2. Look at the kid cutting his finger off, what a jamtart.
