What is Jamwich?
1.
The most influential band of the millenium. Known for musical fusion of many genres. Quoted in rolling stone,
"The best band since never." Depsite this journalist being fired for lack of grammar, the statement proves true as they have played 3,000,000+ shows in the last 3 months.
I hafta say they brought the groove in Purple Mayonnaise tonight. The reggae sections was tight, but not as funklicious as the funk. Jamwich is the new cool thing.
2.
Jam = Relax, chill, calm down, take it easy etc.
This noun is a pun on the normal defintion of a jamwich - a strawberry filled sandwich.
A] "Shut your mouth, don't diss my mum!"
B] "Have a jamwich!"
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3.
A shortened term for the commonly consumed sandwich containing jam.
I ate a jamwich in the park on a sunny day during a picnic