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a six pack of beer and a blowjob
"What took Mark so long to get out of work?"
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A Very hairy penis.(Named for the creature decended from the extinct marine organism, Halucinagenia.)
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Bird shits, or when the frequency or runnyness of your own shitting comes to resemble that of birds.
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