What is Jane Schaffer?
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Jane Shaffer is the woman who invented the Jane Schaffer writing program, the stupidest writing format that has ever seen the light of day. See also
Cami: I gotta write this four page essay by tomorrow!
Luke: That blows! Is it Jane Schaffer?
Cami: No, thank God! I would have to kill myself!
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When you stick an expensive stiletto up a guy's ass and then make him lick it.
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