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i just invented a word, go me <3
Son:Hey, dad, whats the longest word in the universe, plxplxplx?!
Father: Why i do belive its extr..
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the name of my girlfriend's teddy bear
me: "what are you doing"
her: "holding Melvin T. Pinkle"..
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n. pronounced-shwazole- Def. The Schlong, the wang, the male genitalia of a particularly Italian persuasion.
...and then he kicked me r..
