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A very, very large number, but not as big as squigillion.
Man, I told you like a fucking billion times not to sleep with my mom!
Oh.....
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A cigarette for your ear. For non smokers. Created by the comic strip Dilbert.
While smoking eargarettes:
Dilbert: What?
Wally: What?..
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One who's gluteus maximus glitters.
"Did you know that she has sparklebutt! It's so bright I have to wear my sunglasses!..