What is Jan-helge?
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Jan was born in Iraq 22nd of August. He grew up as a poor boy, always playing with guns and granades. Jan is now about fifty, with three sons and a jew wife called Bente. One of their sons, called Jan-Magnils has recently participated in a terrorist action in Iran. The movement he is in is founded by great, great holy Jan...
"EY niggah! What the fuck is Jan doin' up here in my crib with a C4- PLastic Dynamite hid in his turban!?"...
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A foul stentch of body odor often coming from people with greasy unwashed hair and a collection of Phish bootlegs.
Loosely based on the..
