Janice

What is Janice?


1.

A term used to describe how intoxicating a persons fragrance can be, the aroma is very pleasing where time may actually stop. Is also very luring & enticing.

Guy : damn girl you smell like a janice.

Girl: awww you're so sweet!

See janice, luring, aroma, intoxicating, fragrance

2.

A term for a perfect woman. One who's style and beauty are difficult to describe. Who's scent intoxicates and excites. A truly beautiful soul with a smile and touch that can heal the infirm. The type of woman one searches for their whole life.

I think I've found my Janice. My life is complete.

See beauty, beautiful, soul, woman, perfection

3.

A common term native to New Jersey that most commonly refers to a woman with an unusually over-powered sex drive.

Currently there are 7 countries who consider Janice a national celebrity including China, Russia, India and the United States.

Her prowess in bed is globally awknowledged to be among the best.

Janice's skills:

1) Sonic Blow

2) Create Milk Shake

3) Pleasure Beam

4) Summon Octopus Machine

"Janice's milk shakes brings all the boys to the yard"

See janice, slut, milkshakes, apple juice

4.

A person who has an extreme tendency to force herself into the clique that she first encounters after moving to a new place or going to public school for the first time. She is usually found stalking the members of said clique and pretending to be in on their inside jokes. She also thinks everything is hilarious/

That Janice is such a creep. I saw her videotaping us during marching practice and she told me that she didn't know I had a pool. She GoogleEarth-ed my house

See clingy, needy, creep, pariah, marching band

5.

To urinate, urination or to go #1.

See brian

Ohh man...I need to go talk to Janice.

Janice is speaking to me.

See janis, janus, pee, urine, urinate, piss, #1

6.

the name given to one who is an artard

Look at that janice over there.

Wow, what a janice

See janice, artard, lame, dildo, south park

7.

A plump hippo, with rather large boobs. This creature although abnormally large can move at high speeds when food is involved.

The janice was provoked when the little boy stole her cake.

See hippo, boobs, erotic, pinky


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