Janis Jopplinned

What is Janis Jopplinned?

When after snorting Cocaine, one slams their face into a glass table.

"Oh shit, that bitch just Janis Jopplinned."

See janis, desk, slam, cocaine

Cooness

1. Cooness; adj. Means cool, but way cooler than cool, also if u r too lazy to say the "l" in cool. She is completely cooness. ..

Undude

1. not like the dude, or being uncool or atypically stressed Nothing is wrong you cunt, quit be so undude..

Poke'n'twist

1. the action of poking someone with something, usually a regular screwdriver, then twist in mid-poke Shut up or I'll give you a poke..

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