What is Janitor?
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A player in halo 2 that waits for two players to engage in combat and then kills both of them. He gets credit for kills that he didnt earn by cleaning up like a janitor.
"Mike you are such a janitor. You didnt have one legit kill you puss."
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When two people are fighting in a FPS or any type of shooting game and a third person comes in to kill that last man standing with low health. (cleans up the mess)
Man that guy is such a janitor for killing me just after i killed you!
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3.
ie Master of the custodial arts
"I am a master of the custodial arts, or janitor if you wanna be a dick about it!"
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n): A guy that hooks up late in the night at a bar or a party, by 'sweeping up" the leftover drunk chicks. It generally refers to hooking up with riffraff, but can be used as a shrewd tactic if played with the right timing.
v): The act of playing janitor.
"Rick's game aint so good, most of his hookups come from playing janitor"
"Last night Ray totally janitored that hot asian girl from the sorority house down the block."
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1. People with huge beards in your school that cleans up after your shit, but in reality, they are the rulers of the world. Usually old people with a crazed look in his eyes, they are very wise and the only mens on the planet able to make babies.
2.He's your dad.
1. Voter 1: Hey, is George Bush a janitor?
Voter 2: Nah he's too dumb to be one. Osama is a real janitor. Look at the size of his beard!
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A after sexual intercourse activity - where you nut in a rag - commonly called a "nutrag" but in this situation your using a more custodial or shop rag type towel, after cumming in this towel you then slap it in your partner's face and tell them they've been hit by the "Janitor"
You have been at the club all evening and pick up a pretty descent bimbo for later in the evening festivities. Right after you've "gotten yours" because no one cares about hers, you quickly slap the cum filled "janitor" towel on her face. By accomplishing this you secure a quick and speedy "getaway" while she's in bathroom thinking what an asshole without the, "can I have your number?", "will I see you again soon?" questions.
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To be a hypocritical fascist thug controlling every aspect of his "citizen's" lives and banning those he dislikes for no given reason. An asshole of the highest order and a really boring idiot in terms of discussion.
"Saddam Hussein is such a big Janitor."