Jank

What is Jank?


1.

adj- broken; unnecessarily redundant, superfluous, or meaningless; stupid or ridiculously moronic; bootleg or of questionable quality

Fuck! This CD player I bought off Ebay is jank.

While we were in china we went through this market and bought all these movies for $3. They're so jank, you can see the heads of the people in front of the camera at the theater moving at the bottom of the screen.

My parents made me call home to check in with them every hour.. it was so jank.

2.

Poor quality, in relation to consumer products.

"That nosehair trimmer is jank. You should have bought a Braun instead of that crap."

3.

A thing that is worthless or useless; shit

That book is jank; I didn't like it at all.

4.

Negative. "Jank" Crappy, shitty, stupid, etc.

"Get that Jank-ass shit outta here!"

"Take yourself and your jank bot outta this room."

See Aquila

5.

1.) All purpose noun; jank or jahnk can literally mean anything, yet means nothing on its own. The meaning of jank is understood and defined by the context in which it is used.

2.) Ones possessions or things, stuff

3.) verb form: janked means totally screwed or to receive a raw deal or bad situation.

The correct spelling is unknown and the word is often slurred or mumbled when used.

(noun)That jank was the real deal.

(verb) That bitch janked my whole paycheck.

See junk, shit, stuff

6.

Stankjunk. What else?

Dude, you'll never get a BJ with that jank your packing. Go wash your dick, you filthy monkey ass.

See junk, stank, spunk, funk, stunk, jammy, dick, cock, pecker, boner, jock, crotch, jock itch, crotch rot, sweaty balls, nasty, nasty ass, swamp ass, swamp crotch, itch, itchy, smell, smelly, smegma, foul, funky, stink, stinky, rot, odor, goldbond, wash, ball, ass neck, sweat, sweating, sweaty, athlete

7.

Wack, Messed up, Bullshit, unfair.

Terrorist: Haha, I bombed your country.

American Citizen: That shit is Jank.

See jank, fucked up, screwed, wth, damn


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