What is Janke?
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A rather large loser. Usually a chef, he always makes bad jokes and walks around with a stupid smile on his face, causing everyone to groan at the same time "Jankeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." Did I mention it's a wierd last name?
Girls with this name are hot and amazing.
I won't go down in history, but I will go down on Janke's sister.
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2.
Being of or pertaining to extreme drunken behavior.
"Wow man, I can't even remember last night but I guess I pulled some seriously janke shit."
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3.
adjective describing an individual who is considered at the time to be the 'life of the party'. implies ridiculous mannerisms
'that drunk guy dancing on the table is so janke'
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A rather large loser. Usually a chef, he always makes bad jokes and walks around with a stupid smile on his face, causing everyone to groan at the same time "Jankeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." Did I mention it's a wierd last name?
Girls with this name are hot and amazing.
I won't go down in history, but I will go down on Janke's sister.
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5.
Whence a basketball player dunks and while hanging on the rim puts his balls on an opposing players face or head area.
Damn that mutha just got janked by numba 2!
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skanky and messed up
That is some kind of janke skirt she's got on.
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Confuses ambition and drive with being a cunt.
Stop being such a janke.