Janky Hoopty Edit Meaning

1. The disabling of a persons (or animals) four protrusive limbs after some form of physical accident or poison or drug intake. A parapleg..

1. Blue Tooth or other hands free mobile device. Where is my Ear Fag? I cannot talk on the phone and drive without it now. See blue toot..

1. A mazda driving idiot that thinks he/she is cool but is actually driving a stock piece of shit with a little bling added. Stupid zoom t..