Janne Warmonster

What is Janne Warmonster?


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The Janne Warmonster is Finlands answer to the Lock Ness Monster of Scotland. This myphical being is said to be able to play awesome keyboards, and lurks in the Baltic Sea.

"I was fishing one day off the coast of Finland, and I started to feel a tug on my fishing line. All of a sudden this Janne Warmonster and the Uberweilding Demonic Laiho Creature rose from the water. There was a song being played distantly that sounded like Kissing the Shadows. This is the last thing I remember." - Skog Forsell (Finnish Resident)


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