January

What is January?


1.

The best month of the year with February right behind.when the coolest/hottest people were born. Also the prettiest time of the year..snow & winter time. Who doesnt love January?

Person 1: Im glad its January

Person 2: Hell yea my birthdays this month!

Person 1: IKR?! mine too.

Person 2: who doesnt love January?

Person 1: only losers :p

See january

2.

Nantional Hangover Month. Because of the recent holadays and masive partying the general population spends the month hungover

"Crap I have to go back to work. Wait, Its January which means my bose will be hung over too

See hangover, 1, first

3.

Everyones favorite month!!

playing in the snow

snuggling by the fire,

and having excuse for ur penis looking so small.

January: Cold weather shrinks ur junk.

See cold, snow, junk, weather

4.

The month it is best to have ass sex

Im going to have ass sex in January

See ass fuck

5.

One of the worst month's of the year for most people. Either after New Years, where as you did some so incredibly stupid you'll regret it forever. Or that your going back to work or school. Which either way you hate it.

Oh shit! It's January again.

See january, jan, jans


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