What is January 22nd?
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The day the most beautiful man in the world died. His talents, accent, smile, and potential will be missed but remembered forever.
Guy: Well, there's an opening at the chapel on January 22nd.
Girl: NO!
Guy: What, why?
Girl: Because we're watching the Patriot that day so I can watch Heath Ledger die a patriotic death and pretend it's what really happened!
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