January 22nd

What is January 22nd?


1.

The day the most beautiful man in the world died. His talents, accent, smile, and potential will be missed but remembered forever.

Guy: Well, there's an opening at the chapel on January 22nd.

Girl: NO!

Guy: What, why?

Girl: Because we're watching the Patriot that day so I can watch Heath Ledger die a patriotic death and pretend it's what really happened!

See heath, ledger, brokeback mountain, 22, january, beautiful


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