January's Fat Ass

What is January's Fat Ass?


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1) Fat annoying bitch that does not know when to shut her fat mouth.

2) Biggest slut in the world

3) Has a big case of jungle fever (look at example 2)

4) Makes triple xl look small... somehow...

5) Biggest piece of dirt.

1) January gave head to a black man and a mexcian at the same time

2) January gave head then to Gary Smith

3) Dosen't know how to dress wearing clothes that girls who have a waist of 40 inches or less should be wearing...

4) SHE HAD SEX WITH A 27 YEAR OLD!! AFTER HAVING SEX WITH A KID FROM LANDON!!

Man 1 - Well of course she wears tight clothes she needs to get business...

Man 2 - Not that tight damn... her fat is sticking out everywhere

Man 1 - Which layer are you talking about on her body?

Man 2 - Forget it, it's to hard to tell what's fat and what clothes.


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