What is J.a.p.?
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J.A.P.
Jewish American Princess; a bitchy, spoiled, golddigging Jewish female; Raised in a wealthy household, selfish, high-maintenance to the point of sheer insanity, stuck-up, the worst woman to date/marry on planet earth, yet deemed the most desirable by jewish mothers, who attempt to force them down the throats of their unsuspecting sons (all for the sake of perserving "Jewish Heritage.")
A Female who collects designer fashion items and status symbols (including men).
Bane to the existence of dating men. The key to an unhappy relationship for the rest of your life. Large breasted, outwardly attractive, internally spoiled, greedy, complicated, self-righteous, and obnoxiously difficult and overbearing jewish female.
References:
See jdate or refer to the "She put the Jew in Jewess Jeans" classic Saturday Night Live skit for examples.
"Jdate is full of J.A.P.'s."
"That girl is a total J.A.P."
"What an f_ing J.A.P.!"
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Jewish American Princess (a stuck up, bratty, or spoiled jewish girl)
note: ONLY SOME Jewish girls are like this, not all. Also, some non-jewish people may be referred to as JAPS because of their attitude. People call others JAPS because of their clothing-JAP is INCLUDING the snobbish part.
That girl is so stuck up-shes a J.A.P.
Look at that J.A.P., she's so full of herself
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Jewish American Princess: Female of Jewish origin
(1)That "women" is your typical J.A.P.(2)Stop acting like a JAP (3)That J.A.P. would not stop complaining!(4) Face it your the average J.A.P.
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"Jewish American Princess"
-a rich, snobby, jewish girl.
-They wear different types of clothes then "
-They wear lots of make-up to make themselves look pretty.
-They give head to every guy they see who is in their Jappy group.
-They`re pants are low revealing a Victoria`s Secret thong.
-They`re shirts are too high but then the JAP will make it even higher by tying it up with a hair band and then trying to hide that they did such a thing by putting it under the shirt, creating a huge bump that looks similar to a hump on their backs.
-They`re of higher intelligence then preps. They are usually in Honors.
-They deny being a jap.
-Have no talents whatsoever.
"Oh my goddd!! I'm not a jap!!"
"I hate japs"
"Mary Jane is such a jap"
"I wear jappy clothes, but I'm not a jap!!"
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Jewish American Princess
Often from the Long Island area, but can be found in places in New Jersey (Livingston, Short Hills, Tenafly, etc) and Boca Raton. They like to wear brand-names such as juicy couture, hardtail, solow, burberry, lacoste, rebecca beeson, ugg, michael stars, c&c, prada, etc.
Normally of a higher intelligence then most, however some can be blithering idiots.
Spend their summers at very expensive, jappy sleep-a-way camps where they feel the need to act like sluts and make other jappy friends.
Even though they may not act it, they are all sluts at heart and secretly dream about things guys would do to them. They may seem prude; but they're really not.
"Let's go to Bloomies.. I need a new juicy tube!"
"OMG I am soo not a JAP!"
"My outfit only consists of Juicy, Junkfood, and SoLow! It so is not jappy!"
"Can't wait 'til camp!"
"OMG! Why is our town so prude?"
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Jewish American Princess; An upper class Jewish woman whose sole purpose is to acquire designer clothing
That J.A.P. talked to me about Gucci bags for 2 and a half hours.
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a bitchy girl who wears solow, hardtail,juicy couture, ugg and other brand names. ALL of their bags (coach, dooney and burke, prada, burberry. etc) are REAL. they can spot a fake bag from a mile away.
IF YOU EVER NEED TO SEE A JAP JUST COME TO PLAINVIEW.
jap1: what did you do this weekend?
jap2: went to sweats appeal, max and ginos, sandys and other stores and got these totally cute new solows, like 'em?
jap1: ohmyGAWDD. i looooooove them!
