What is Jap Skewed?
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Farting technique. You have a really great girlfriend who you want to keep, but she keeps feeding you onions which are giving you massive flatulence. Your relationship hasn't developed well enough for you to grout in her presence so........as a massive bubble drops into place you
pull your anus sideways with your index finger commuting your fart from the obvious to an unexplained fffffff noise.
She was a right bobby dazzeler and sod's law I had a massive
shit gas attack, but I 'jap skewed' them all, luckily they were plain flavoured and stenchless so I'm on a promise for Thursday now!
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n. To be attracted to hermaphrodites.
Pat is a hermaphrosexual who likes to be surprised by what awaits in the pants of his partner.
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a come back that's better than your mom, that no one can respond to without looking like a dumbass.
also and insult that makes the..
