What is Jap Skewed?
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Farting technique. You have a really great girlfriend who you want to keep, but she keeps feeding you onions which are giving you massive flatulence. Your relationship hasn't developed well enough for you to grout in her presence so........as a massive bubble drops into place you
pull your anus sideways with your index finger commuting your fart from the obvious to an unexplained fffffff noise.
She was a right bobby dazzeler and sod's law I had a massive
shit gas attack, but I 'jap skewed' them all, luckily they were plain flavoured and stenchless so I'm on a promise for Thursday now!
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logical burn after your burn partner says your quadraped
X:You're fat
Y:Your mom is fat
X:Your llama is fat
Y:Your quadraped is..
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(noun) A fact or piece of knowledge that, when told to a listener, is devastating to the listener's argument or world view.
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