What is Jap Skewed?
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Farting technique. You have a really great girlfriend who you want to keep, but she keeps feeding you onions which are giving you massive flatulence. Your relationship hasn't developed well enough for you to grout in her presence so........as a massive bubble drops into place you
pull your anus sideways with your index finger commuting your fart from the obvious to an unexplained fffffff noise.
She was a right bobby dazzeler and sod's law I had a massive
shit gas attack, but I 'jap skewed' them all, luckily they were plain flavoured and stenchless so I'm on a promise for Thursday now!
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Random Words:
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Being high.
on anything.
the term was coined by a couple of guys high on weed though.
Dude, I'm so lazer sharked. I have no idea..
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Being stupid or having one of those "dumb" moments
Can I have 1 million dollars? - IN THE TRUNK!
What's my name again? ..
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A derogatory term for a close friend, pal, or acquaintance. Often used when bro or cuntass have already been said, the speaker may use ..
