Jap-and-slap Edit Meaning

1. Ass-n-ard: The biological cross between an asshole and a retard. A person who pisses you off to no end but doesn't know any better..

1. In volleyball, a team that prefers to play weaker teams so as to maintain its won-loss average, is constantly sucking up to the referees..

1. When two people rub their prolapsed assholes together. The flaccid rigidity, moistened surface, and sparse hair outline resembles kissin..