What is Japanese Dating Simulators?


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what desperate n00bs and nerds turn to when they eventually realize that they are never gonna get a girlfriend.

Mother "Eduardo, what ae you doing? It's time for dinner"

Eduardo Mom, can you just save it for later. I'm playing my Japanese dating simulator.

Mother "Not again, I thought we had this talk"


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