Japanese English

What is Japanese English?


1.

Almost the reverse of Japanglish. These are words invented by the Japanese to literally emulate English, but are totally confusing to native English speakers

Paper Driver = Licensed Driver w/o a car.

Service = Free item

Cunning = Cheating on Tests

Smart = Slender


90

Random Words:

1. Another one of the sentences of doom. Usually said by your boss after you swiped too many xerox copies or pens from the office, or by yo..
1. 'Category number 1' ich mochte eine keerthiga fur meine meerschweinchen..
1. Sexual penetration with one or more fists. Again, the term JOB implies that at least 2 people are involved (see whack job). I gave him ..