Japanese English

What is Japanese English?


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Almost the reverse of Japanglish. These are words invented by the Japanese to literally emulate English, but are totally confusing to native English speakers

Paper Driver = Licensed Driver w/o a car.

Service = Free item

Cunning = Cheating on Tests

Smart = Slender


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