Random Words:
1.
A couple, usually male/female, who are not equal in physical appearance. Opposites on a scale of attractiveness.
A mullet couple would..
1.
When you take a dump, freeze a turd and then use it as a dildo.
I gave that skank a shitty vagina with my tallahasee tinker toy
See di..
1.
Someone who has spent at least 913489545 hours in a tanning bed, and has acquired an unearthly citrus glow.
Check out that orangeskin! ..