Japanese Flyswatter

What is Japanese Flyswatter?

The act of slapping somebody in the face with your penis after you blow your load in there mouth, causing them to spit it out.

"He bruised my cheek after giving me the old Japanese Flyswatter"

See japanese, fly, swatter, dickslap

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