What is Japanese Surprise?
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When your ex-girlfriend wakes you up in the morning dressed as a ninja, afterwards she steals your morning paper. Actually no one knows why, she can't read anyway.
E: Dude, i got a japanese surprise this morning.
A: I hope she didn't wore a headband with the word ninja printed on it?
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when your dad's farts smell so bad that you knock yourself out rather then sitting there and smelling it.
Phillip's dad farte..
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To pepper spray anyone with a mullet,
That hillbilly went nuts, cops came and you knew what was going to happen,, Seasoning the mullet
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