Japanese Surprise

What is Japanese Surprise?

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When your ex-girlfriend wakes you up in the morning dressed as a ninja, afterwards she steals your morning paper. Actually no one knows why, she can't read anyway.

E: Dude, i got a japanese surprise this morning.

A: I hope she didn't wore a headband with the word ninja printed on it?

See ninja, girlfriend, paper, great, fun
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