What is Japanese Turtle Sandwich?
1.
When a man massages a woman's labia minora slowly with his tongue. This is said to be a "turtle sandwich" because the man is "eating-out" the woman slowly (like a turtle would). The Japanese root of this phrase is there because Japanese people have a strong affiliation with turtles, especially in their diet.
Wegner (Teacher) - You're expose is late! You're getting an F this quarter!
Young Student - NO PLEASE! I'll do anything!!
Wegner (Teacher) - Even... a Japanese Turtle Sandwich?
Young Student - (gulps)... Yes! Even that!
(the process follows)
See
Random Words:
1.
A sexual action;
Background/criteria: woman must be wearing glasses
Punch the bitch in the face and break her glasses, start waving yo..
1.
What you say when someone makes a promise to you which is unlikely to be fulfilled. Another way to say "talk is cheap".
Boss:..
