What is Japer?
1.
1.The act of playing your guitar for your baby girl after sex, no matter how bad it sounds
2. The act of ejaculating in less than 45 seconds
Guy1: Hey i totally had sex with my girl friend yesterday
Guy2: That's awesome, did you use the japer?
Guy1: o hell no, i'm not a giant faggot.
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2.
From the noun 'to jape', as in, 'to joke.'
1. One who enjoys the japes.
2. An expert in the art of japing.
1. Ollie said he's going for a bath, but we all know that he's really going for a wank. What a japer.
2. Did you see the Dark Knight yet? Heath Ledger, what a japer.
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3.
A person who will go to extraordinary lengths to gain advantage at board games
Dude, did you see that unreal Bingo that he laid down at Scrabble
last night?. He's a fuckin' japer.
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4.
noun: a disgustingly fat adolescent who drinks
"wow look at that kid over there, hes really fat, drinking starbucks, wearing a misfits shirt and black pants, and reading poetry"
"what a japer!"
5.
A fat kid who goes to starbucks and sips on his coffee while listening to emo.
Jp Quine
"Bro, lets go down to that rad place Starbucks and get a coffee and write poetry. Then we could be a Japer too!"
