Jared Edit Meaning

1.

1.someone who has achieved the mastery of greatness

2.someone you would stride to be like

3.a manifestation of excellence

4.basically the raw-est nigga God could create

Jared is the best

I lost my girlfriend to Jared... oh well

My wife is screwing Jared

See pimp, the best, not you

2.

1. a top notch baller marked by disticnt good looks, a solid A in geometry honors, and man uggs.

2. a passionate capricorn who possesses a blazing love for vanilla icing, the xgames, and rock band.

3. someone amazing.

*also see BEAR

Cara is so incredibly lucky, I wish I could have a Jared!

See my chemical romance, dunkaroos, polar bear, jordan

3.

A man with a legendary sized penis who dresses extremely fly. Usually of Brazilian decent.

1. Damn he must be a Jared!!

2. If only I could be a Jared. Then i could one day be king.

See huge cock, legendary, king, giant

4.

A really, really hot guy, that I think may like me back. Known each other for a wicked long time.

Flippy brown hair and hazel eyes. HE'S GORGEOUS!!

Wicked nice and the funniest guy you have every met!! <3

"Wow, that guy over there, he's such a Jared."

"I know. How long have you known him?"

"Well I said he's a Jared, so we've known each other forever!!"

See jared, cute, love, adorable, gorgeous

5.

An extremely lovable guy who will go out of his way to make you laugh. Diet consists mainly of BBQ sauce & jager bombs. Likes to entertain himself by playing w/ his own or my butt crack. My cuddle partner for life.

Jared: jager bomb?

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Me: What the hell are you doing?

Jared: Smelling my fingers

Me: Why?

Jared: Because they smell crack-tastic

Me: Of course they do

Jared: Let's go bowling

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Jared yelling out the car window: I'M IN MIAMI BITCH!!

See jare bear, jager bomb, buck hunter

6.

To create something large in size for consumption. To upsize or upgrade something typically small or bite-size into something larger than usual.

Name derived from Subway's spokesman Jared Fogel.

"I'm totally going to jared this s'more", said Alan has he built a 4 marshmallow, 2 graham cracker, and 1 full chocolate bar s'more around the campfire.

You want to jared these Bagel Bites into a 4-story pizza tower?

See upgrade, increase, supersize, build, downgrade, cook, reduce

7.

Sexy love; Hottie, I Love him SSOOO much.

I Love You Jared Lemoine, you are the most amazing person ive ever met.

See sexy, beast, lover, silly, goose